Not the picture I saw, but you get the idea. Adam, Stephen, and Harry (so to speak)

Today is: Hanson-tastic with a side of creepy.

I was hanging out at friend's house a couple of days ago. His sister is a devoted Hanson fan. As we were hanging out writing scripts like we usually wind up doing when there's nothing good on TV, I came across a book with a big MOE printed on the front.
 
My friend told me that it was the official magazine, newsletter or whatever for Hanson. I was bored and found myself looking in it when I came across a picture  of what looked to be Harry Potter, Stephen Baldwin and Adam Lawrence, but no It was actually the Hanson brothers.
 
Okay, reality has officially become creepy. The oldest Hanson brother (no, I don't remember his name) now looks like Stephen Baldwin's stunt double.
 
What the hell is that all about?!?
 
Deep Thought for the day: Mmm-Bop, Doobie-dop-a-doo-bop. Doobie-dop-a-doo-bop. Doobie-dop-a-doo. Yeah, yeah... Where's the love?  

Today is: Piss Off a Random Stranger Day

Cookies and Jones Town-style Kool Aid to be served in the lobby.

One Question: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLES' DRIVING THESE DAYS?

My biggest complaint is utter lack of competent use of a turn signal.

Let's start with JACKASS who can't seem to remember how to signal for a lane change. Of course, it's never a simple single-lane change. Oh, no. It is always some pinhead who just missed, or is about to miss, their turn. They always decide at the last possible minute that they need to turn turn NOW and shift over three or more lanes and cut off everybody else on the road and almost cause a multi-car pileup because "Who Cares? They shouldn't be driving on MY road and getting in MY way!"

You know what? To quote Bender from Futurama, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

And Slow, Painful torture to the people who leave their damn turn signal on for 5 damn miles only to cut me off and nearly sideswipe me in order to make a last-minute turn in the completely OPPOSITE direction from, once again, the other side of the road!

Deep thought of the day: All right, already. We'll all float on...

Today is: sdrawkcaB ssA. At least in my humble opinion.

Okay, I just got finished watching a VH1 show called The Secret Life of Swingers. Now, don't misunderstand me, I don't have anything against swingers, homosexuals, or anyone who wants to live their life differently than I do. That's what America is all about: the freedom to do what makes you happy, live your life to your satisfaction, and be able to do it without having to answer for it, as long as it's legal.

Of course, what is "legal" and what isn't nowadays is a little more blurred and occasionally slanted by certain people in power to please others with influence, but I digress.

My point is what the hell am I supposed to do when all I really want is to be happy with someone I can love, when just about everyone anymore seems to care less about love and possibly committing to one person, and are more concerned with sex and temporary happiness and hoping it develops into something more... eventually.

I admit I think about casual sex just as much as the next guy, but I can't stand around and be someone's toy that they can just throw aside when the "New" wears off and they long for something different. I feel like I have too much love to give to just throw it away on a fling, one-night stand, or what have you.

I guess I'm the only out here who wishes for something more. Am I supposed to sit back and see so many beautiful and intelligent women throw themselves at guys who want nothing more than to get their rocks off and move on?

When will the Nice Guys get their turn? More to the point, does anyone really care anymore???

Deep Thought for the day: Love on an elevator, living it up as we're going down. And don't fool yourselves, we are going down.