7.14.2004

Today is: Piss Off a Random Stranger Day

Cookies and Jones Town-style Kool Aid to be served in the lobby.

One Question: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLES' DRIVING THESE DAYS?

My biggest complaint is utter lack of competent use of a turn signal.

Let's start with JACKASS who can't seem to remember how to signal for a lane change. Of course, it's never a simple single-lane change. Oh, no. It is always some pinhead who just missed, or is about to miss, their turn. They always decide at the last possible minute that they need to turn turn NOW and shift over three or more lanes and cut off everybody else on the road and almost cause a multi-car pileup because "Who Cares? They shouldn't be driving on MY road and getting in MY way!"

You know what? To quote Bender from Futurama, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

And Slow, Painful torture to the people who leave their damn turn signal on for 5 damn miles only to cut me off and nearly sideswipe me in order to make a last-minute turn in the completely OPPOSITE direction from, once again, the other side of the road!

Deep thought of the day: All right, already. We'll all float on...

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