Martin Sargent is a geek god! Why, you ask? Because he works at TechTV on a show as cool as Unscrewed, talking about twisted sex subjects, alongside numerous porn and nude internet stars and gets f'n paid for it, while silly bastards like myself struggle to hold it together financially and mentally.

Not to mention, he gets to hang out with hot women from TechTV, like Cat Schwartz, Morgan Webb, Jessi Corbin, Sarah Lane and Laura Swisher. Damn! Where do I sign up for a job like that?! It must be nice! Nice? WTF am I talking about? It's about as close to heaven on Earth as you can get!!

Random thought: Foamy the squirrel could kick your ass! Oh, yeah! Deal with it!

Today is: Huh? What? Sorry, falling asleep.... bored...

Okay, I'm... sort of... awake. I think. I am so bored with life at this point. I'm never quite sure if I'm awake or still sound asleep anymore. Everything justs seems unreal. I feel like I could reach out and push through the walls of reality.

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Deep thought for today: Power to your Lord and Master, Foamy!