Today Is: Full of PAIN and DISCOMFORT

Do yourselves a favor and never injure your back. Trust me, it sucks. After a short stretch of comfort and relief, PAIN will make itself known.

I have my first Physical Therapy session tomorrow morning and here I was all worried that my injury wouldn't be obvious and they would think I was faking it for the purpose of Workers Comp fraud. Well, that's not going to be an issue now.

Let's put it this way, the only reason I'm even able to sit somewhat straight up is baecause of the Skelaxin and Tramadol I took about 30 minutes ago. Before that, it made me scream in extreme pain just trying to sit up or even talk. I think I scared the hell out of my wife, Karynne, with as loud as I screamed from the agonizing PAIN.

If this keeps up at this rate, I will be taking the damn pills every 4 hours just to be able to move without discomfort.

Deep Thought Of The Day: Twenty, Twenty, Twenty-four hours to go, I wanna be sedated.... (or heavily medicated, tranquilized, or whatever it takes at this point!!!)

TODAY IS: A good day to pull the foot out of my butt.

Yes, once again, I try AND I fail. Everything looked hopeful. I went to apply for the new job and they tell me I have a couple of things in my background check that "threw up some RED FLAGS."

Last time I checked anything that was even slightly disagreeable about my past had been settled. Good luck trying to convince anyone else of that.

Where's a good high mountain-top to throw yourself from when you really need it. So, let's dive back in to beloved JOB ads once again and hope I don't drown myself in the process. Wish me luck. HA HA!

Oh... if only the MAFIA were hiring...

Deep Thought Of The Day: Deep Thought??? My head hurts... AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Today is... Time for ch-ch-ch-changes.

I am really starting to get the phrase: "The more things change, the more they stay the same."
Applied for a new a couple of days ago. Okay, not so much a NEW job, as much as a new old job. Yeah, it makes little to no sense to me either. Then again Bush running the country, let alone how he got elected to office makes no sense either. BUT I digress...

Got sick of working for TARGET, so I thought "Hey, what the Hell? Why not apply to one of my old jobs?" Of course, the question is, "Which one?" (Insert theme to Jeopardy here) "OF COURSE!" The answer becomes obvious. "The one I was fired from!"

Lo and behold, they actually want me back. Apparently, I was a good and efficient part of the team. Set aside the fact that I called my old supervisor a plethora of names and invited him to "Go (have sex) with himself" basically, they actually think having me back is a good idea.

Sometimes, just when you think Life can't get any stranger....

SURPRISE, SUCKER!

Well, this should be interesting, to say the least. Hold on to your hats, kids, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Deep Thought of the Day: When the world gets in my face, I say, "Have a nice day!"