TODAY IS: A good day to pull the foot out of my butt.

Yes, once again, I try AND I fail. Everything looked hopeful. I went to apply for the new job and they tell me I have a couple of things in my background check that "threw up some RED FLAGS."

Last time I checked anything that was even slightly disagreeable about my past had been settled. Good luck trying to convince anyone else of that.

Where's a good high mountain-top to throw yourself from when you really need it. So, let's dive back in to beloved JOB ads once again and hope I don't drown myself in the process. Wish me luck. HA HA!

Oh... if only the MAFIA were hiring...

Deep Thought Of The Day: Deep Thought??? My head hurts... AAARRRGGGHHH!!!