Today is: Hash Brown-a-riffic
The word for today is Homophone. No, it is not how you call the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but rather two words that are spelled differently but sound the same, such as: bored and board. Both can be used in such fun ways, though.
Examples:
James went insane and created a bust of Rosie O'Donnell from mashed potatoes and okra. Okra! Not Oprah! Pay fucking attention! Why did James do this? He was incredibly bored.
James then smashed the window of a local bank with a board, to steal money to finance his World Domination Through Rabid Bunny Rabbits campaign. Why? He was incredibly bored.
James, realizing that purebred bunnies were too expensive and would not succeed in his plot, grabbed a drill and bored a hole in his head.
The moral: When it comes to World Domination, stick to Ninja Monkeys.
Deep thought for the day: Got Milk? Yeah? So What?! That makes you special? What's that you're saying? Shut Up, I'm trying to watch Golden Girls!
The word for today is Homophone. No, it is not how you call the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but rather two words that are spelled differently but sound the same, such as: bored and board. Both can be used in such fun ways, though.
Examples:
James went insane and created a bust of Rosie O'Donnell from mashed potatoes and okra. Okra! Not Oprah! Pay fucking attention! Why did James do this? He was incredibly bored.
James then smashed the window of a local bank with a board, to steal money to finance his World Domination Through Rabid Bunny Rabbits campaign. Why? He was incredibly bored.
James, realizing that purebred bunnies were too expensive and would not succeed in his plot, grabbed a drill and bored a hole in his head.
The moral: When it comes to World Domination, stick to Ninja Monkeys.
Deep thought for the day: Got Milk? Yeah? So What?! That makes you special? What's that you're saying? Shut Up, I'm trying to watch Golden Girls!
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