Today is: Mentally confused and prone to wandering
Sort of like me. I went to Tyrone Mall today to look for work. Okay, yes, I am looking in the local mall for employment. Yes, I'm getting desperate for work. That's not the bad part. The bad thing is walking around the mall, looking in all of the varied stores for the all-empowered NOW HIRING or EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE signs and walking past the Aeropostale store for the third time in a row before realizing I am walking in big frickin' circles because my short-term memory is now completely shot. Jesus, I'm not old enough for my mind to be this fried. I'm not even 30 yet, for Christ's sake. Oh, well, at least I have a good excuse for forgetting important dates now.
Deep thought for today: The Matrix has you. More specifically, nude pictures of you that it plans on posting on the Internet porn sites. I've seen them. Ewww!
Sort of like me. I went to Tyrone Mall today to look for work. Okay, yes, I am looking in the local mall for employment. Yes, I'm getting desperate for work. That's not the bad part. The bad thing is walking around the mall, looking in all of the varied stores for the all-empowered NOW HIRING or EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE signs and walking past the Aeropostale store for the third time in a row before realizing I am walking in big frickin' circles because my short-term memory is now completely shot. Jesus, I'm not old enough for my mind to be this fried. I'm not even 30 yet, for Christ's sake. Oh, well, at least I have a good excuse for forgetting important dates now.
Deep thought for today: The Matrix has you. More specifically, nude pictures of you that it plans on posting on the Internet porn sites. I've seen them. Ewww!
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