Today is: Slightly surreal

Okay, I don't have problems getting an erection. I have never had problems getting one. So why do I keep getting these damn unsolicited e-mails for Viagra. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that some random company is looking out for me and making sure I haven't "fallen and can't get up", so to speak, but not 20 or more freakin' e-mails a day, people. Damn!

Deep thought for today: Get Cat Schwartz some ice-cold strawberry Quik! Now, dammit,! Now!